Have you been searching the web for a quiet little satire of the standard GOP candidate in the 21st century? Well, search no more!
Key quote: "As I told my third wife, 'I don't hate the gays. I am a Christian. I hate their faggoty ways. I resent the homosexual having a bathhouse fling and then marching up to the same alter that I've approached on four separate occasions.'" Pitch perfect. If you have any questions, you can ask them here: http://askarepublican.com/
Just FYI, Richard Martin is not real. He is a product of the very funny mind of Paul Gilmartin. Check it out.